happiness

happiness is not:

- coming home early from work (i know this sounds counterintutive - bear with me)
- standing your simply saline in a bowl of hot water to warm it up
- simply saline refusing to enter one nostril
- all of your honey being crystallised
- standing your honey containers in a bowl of hot water to warm them up in the vague hope of decrystalising them
- trying to warm your house up because it was 55 when you came home
- not napping, so you can leave the oven on

neutral reaction, perhaps in the "nearly vaguely pleasing" category:

- having a use for the minced ginger you bought last week